Hi all. How is homeschooling going? I have finally hit a wall with Year 2 Maths. I knew at some point I would start to struggle but I was hoping it was going to be around Year 4. No, maths for 7 year olds is where I’m stumped. I have had a particularly frustrating morning counting vertices of 3D shapes….give me strength!!!! Argh!!!!!
- Fergal is Fuming! By Robert Starling.
Fergal is a nice chap, but when someone tells him what to do, Fergal gets very… Very… Angry.￼
I wanted to do a post with at least one book about anger. Some of you may look back on your family time during lockdown as an idyllic time – searching for fairies in the woods, making daisy chains, family painting sessions. If this is you then I am happy for you – really – a little jealous perhaps but ultimately happy for you. Although family time in the Andrews household hasn’t been all bad, I am sick of hearing Cilla saying “mummy, Edie is being woode to me.” She means ‘rude’ and to be honest ‘rude’ is too polite a term. All of us are now struggling with Lockdown. I think for Edie, it is particularly tough. She is a really sociable and tactile child. She told me the other day that she is just “desperate to hug someone that isn’t you mummy.” I think she also finds life a little scary at the moment. I made the mistake of taking her to Sainsbury’s a couple of weeks ago and it terrified her. The masks, plastic shields are all too much. Ceci is faring slightly better – she is just bored!
When I started to read Fergal is Fuming at bedtime a couple of nights ago it was perfect timing. Edie had just told her dad that she hated him for the 5th time that day….this particular outburst occurred when Oz asked her to take her false nails off for bed (false nails, 7 🤦♀️😂😂). If screams of “it’s not fair” are bouncing off your walls this is the book for you. Joking aside, I love the fact that this book gives children (and grown ups) strategies for coping with anger in an unpatronising way….altogether now……1, 2, 3, 4……and breathe.
- Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfield.
“I wonder” – Petrova looked up – “if other girls had to be one of us, which of us they’d choose to be?”
When my sister and I were children, we would go to visit my grandparents in Carlisle every holiday. My mum would always buy us an audiobook on cassette for the car. This year, a lovely friend bought Edith a copy of Ballet Shoes for her 7th birthday. As soon as I started reading it to her I remembered the rhythm of Jan Francis on our cassette tape all those years ago. Indeed, it was so ingrained in my memory I think I read it in exactly the same way – nana was cockney (not cool that ‘the help’ is portrayed with an East London accent….apologies), Madame was obviously Russian, the two doctors were incredibly posh, Petrova slightly boyish, Posy with a lisp and Pauline was very RP.
When reading this to Edie, I am aware that it is probably too old for her. There is a lot written about earnings….(always in pounds, shillings and pence), working in the theatre and also a fair bit about Shakespeare. I assume that she might find some of it boring but Edie is a great one for hearing what she wants to hear and ignoring what she doesn’t!! When asked tonight what she likes about the book she said ” I love the fact that there are 3 sisters – like me and I also like the fact that even though they are young, they are allowed to act on the stage.” Being a performer is now Edie’s ambition 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️. What with the fake nails and dangly earrings she was always going to be a bit of a diva but this book has now cemented her dream. 🩰🎭🩰🎭🩰🎭🩰🎭🩰🎭🩰🎭🩰🎭🩰🎭🩰
My favourite bit of the book is the section where Pauline behaves horribly to Winifred. Pauline is lucky enough to get the part of Alice in Alice in Wonderland and Winifred is engaged as her understudy. Success goes straight to Pauline’s head and she behaves badly towards Winifred – bossing her around, asking her to fetch items that she should get herself and generally just being a spoiled brat. This prompted a brilliant conversation with a Edie about how appalling Pauline’s behaviour was becoming. I made the point that thanks to Covid and endless homeschooling, I am feeling a little like Winifred – less and less like a loved mum and more and more like a skivvy. Thanks to Ballet Shoes each time I feel the girls are treating my rudely I say I am feeling like Winifred and I get an apology!!!! 👏
Anyway, lovely read and it made me miss my job in the theatre so much. Fingers crossed the West End reopens soon. Also in response to the quote above, Edith would like to be Pauline because she wants to be famous. Ceci would like to be Poylin (Pauline) because she has long hair and is pretty. 😂🤦♀️
- Doggies by Sandra Boynton
Finally one for Maisie who is going to be 1 next month. 🎂 🎁 . Wonderful Aunty Laura bought Maisie this book for Christmas and it has become a favourite. As Maisie is my third daughter, I am determined to read her something other than our reliable but falling apart That’s not my….. books. 🐶 🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶
It seems that Sandra Boynton does EVERYTHING – author, illustrator, humorist, song writer, director and music producer. This book is such fun to read – who doesn’t love doing ridiculous dog impressions. It has certainly added a few extras to my list of dog impressions:
woof, yap, nnn, ruff, bow wow, ar rooff, arf arf, grrrr and raow.
Ar rooff is our fave. Maisie thinks it’s utterly hilarious. 🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕
See you next month. Thanks for reading.