August beauty

Hi all. Pamper wise this month has been a bit lacklustre. No lying in the bath with a face mask and a chilled glass of white. More like trowelling on concealer to hide my eye bags and more often than not realising I have forgotten to put deodorant on. I also stink of breastmilk which in all honesty is a smell that makes me heave. Anyway, the only way is up from here!!!

  • Midnight Recovery Concentrate. Kiehls. Β£38.00.

Oh sleep how I miss you!!! Last night Ozzie and I had high expectations for a stay at home date night. He was going to cook and we were going to watch a film. πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ By 5 pm he had been puked on by Maisie and I had been pooed on. We were in pjs before the kids. πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺAt 4:30 we sat down for a romantic meal with the children… nuggets and beans. #winningatlife. I did manage a bath thank god and a tankard of wine. 🍷🍷🍷🍷So my prerequisite for a pampering product is that it has to smell lush. If it’s an oil it’s a bonus. This midnight recovery ticks both boxes. Smells of lavender which instantly calms me down. If you are an oil virgin give it a whirl…it’s quite light so you don’t go to sleep feeling like a chip and you wake up to glowy, clear skin. Lush.

  • Fushi Really Good Hair Oil. Β£18.00.

I rant about my hair a lot on this blog. First world problems and all but it is a tough gig having dyed blonde hair. The reason it’s tough is mainly down to my laziness. The whole point of these beauty blogs is to highlight products that work for people who haven’t got time or money to waste on products that, well, don’t. Although being blonde isn’t a product, obvs, for me it just doesn’t work. This month I had a massive hair disaster. I decided that now was the time to go darker. Not mega dark but dark enough that when the roots come through children at the park don’t ask me why I dye the top of my hair darker than the middle and bottom.

Although pregnancy has left me with 3 incredible daughters, it has also left me with hair that knows it’s own mind and will not be told how to behave (slightly like my daughters actually). A few months ago the wonderful Elthia (my hairdresser) noticed a black streak in my hair – just like I had slipped with the mascara wand. I hadn’t….it must have been those crazy pregnancy hormones. So, 3 weeks ago Elthia turned up ready to get my hair back to basics. We agreed on lightish brown with some honey streaks. All was going well until after the toner was applied. On removal of the towel my hair was grey!!! Proper granny grey. πŸ‘΅πŸ»! Elthia and I both started to perspire. We decided to warm it up a bit and take out the ashy colour. The result….ginger. Proper Geri Halliwell ginger. We decided not to put my hair through anymore that day so I have invested in some of those massive hair bands to cover a lot of the damage. I have to say it has faded and I am now quite used to it. I couldn’t really tell you what colour it is now…a pinkish, reddish, blonde but I don’t have roots which is a bonus!

As a result of the hair carnage I have been deep conditioning like a loon. A loon I tell you! So I received this Really Good Hair Oil to review. Firstly I would like to say as soon as a company choose to name their product ‘Really Good’ I think you are onto a bit of a losing streak. For me, I would name this product Pretty Mediocre Hair Oil. I mean it was ok, but just ok. To be honest I couldn’t be arsed with the faff of putting it on and then getting a steaming towel to put on my head for 30 mins. I don’t have 30 mins to sit with towels on my head.

Nope, for me nowt has compared to this brilliant product which L’Oreal need to rename as Proper Mega Deep Conditioning Masque.

If you haven’t tried it….DO! NOW!

  • Olay Deep Hydrating Eye Gel. Β£18.00
  • I have to say that out of all beauty products, I struggle to get excited by eye cream. Wrongly, the lazy tart in me relies on my facial moisturiser to keep my eye bags hydrated. I also believe that dark circles are often genetic or caused by being utterly knackered so unless I change my genes or get rid of my 3 kids I have to embrace my exhausted eyes.
  • This eye gel has made me a convert. It contains hyaluronic acid to plump and hydrate, cucumber extract to soothe, and witch hazel to combat puffiness. It is gorgeous straight out of the fridge for an instant cooling effect and it is absorbed really quickly. You only need a little bit so the pot lasts ages. Brilliant.
  • Thanks for reading.

    July Beauty

    Ooooooh I am feeling the need for a good old pamper this month! Sleep deprivation thanks to a newborn is making me look a little like a zombie. I am also constantly covered in vom or puke….not my own. Sadly, I am too tired to care.

    • L’Oreal Absolut Repair Lipidum Masque. Β£16.05 for 500 Ml.

    Yes the hair saga continues. During pregnancy my hair was a bit nuts. Not so much the texture (it was a little drier than usual) but the colour went mental. Yes, yes the blonde moaner again!! πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ. You know as a blonde when your mascara wand slips and you paint a bit of your hair by mistake???? Yes so I had a completely random black streak….black….in blonde hair. Also whenI got my hair coloured a few weeks ago, by the first hair wash I already had roots!!!!! WTF!?!? So my remedy, wash it less (yuk) and condition it really well. This deep conditioner is so gorgeous. I am a texture fanatic and it’s like smearing your hair with a Greek yogurt or custard! So thick, gloopy and yellow. It also only needs to be on for 5 minutes which is a bonus if you are pushed for time. As always there is a jargon word ‘lipidium.’ So ‘lipidium’ is a combo of lactic Acid, phyto-keratin and ceramides that when combined apparently ‘form a barrier film on hair to lock in actives and essential nutrients, which coats hair against new aggressors.’ πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈNo one has time for aggressors!!!! Anyway all I know is…it feels lush, smells lush, lasts ages and works so buy it. Aggressors be gone! πŸ˜‚

    • Herbivore Rose Hibiscus Hydrating Face Mist. Β£28.00.

    This is the brand that you will have seen all over Instagram. It is very easy to take a beautiful pic of Herbivore products because quite simply, they look lush.

    This facial spritz contains coconut water to hydrate πŸ₯₯ , hibiscus flower to even your skin tone, rose to reduce redness 🌹, witch hazel to tighten and aloe Vera to heal and soothe. It’s totally gorgeous when it’s straight out the fridge and applied liberally to a sweaty face and it works a treat after applying makeup to fix it in place and to give a slightly dewy look. It also smells beautiful. I have to say however, it’s pretty punchy price wise and as much as it’s a lovely product, I’m sure I could find something just as good but a little cheaper.

    • Herbivore Emerald Moisture Glow Oil. Β£42.00.

    Herbivore products really do get massive dressing table points. How lush do they look?!?!?!??

    Facial oil is something I cannot and won’t do without. I think it is my way of apologising to my skin for using Oxy10 as a moisturiser in my teenage years. 😱😱😱😱😱

    Let’s talk about cannabis. Recently it has become a bit of a buzz word in the beauty industry. I have to say that I was initially put off. It takes me right back to my student days of sitting in manky bedrooms eating dodgy takeaways while the stench of weed covered our hair, clothes and chicken with cashew nuts. Rank! Beauty manufacturers have extracted the non psychoactive (so not the bits that make you feel like a student again) elements of cannabis to provide a ton of good stuff to your skin. So what can it do????Right, got your clipboard ready????CBD is anti aging, helps to prevent acne, treats psoriasis and eczema, and is rich in omega 3,6,9 .

    I haven’t been bothering with make up much this month so have been wearing it am and pm and enjoying the glow it gives me. If I was going to put on make up, I wouldn’t use the oil as it does take a while to sink in. Apart from a MAHOOSIVE mozzie bite on my face (thanks to an evening walk in the woods) my skin is spot free and looking pretty good considering I am so cream crackered!

    Looking forward to August’s post. I am trialing a new face oil and a hair mask which I can already tell you isn’t a patch on the one above!!!

    Thank you for reading.

    June beauty

    Hi all. Welcome to the June Wrap-Up!!! Nearly July, the sun is shining and life is good.

    Just a few words about my beauty posts on the blog and insta:

    1. I don’t profess to be a beauty expert. I work in the theatre and spend my life putting make up on and taking it off. I know what I like and I know what works for me. I also do a lot of research.

    2. At the risk of sounding like ridiculous Nigella, I like my products to smell incredible and feel luxurious. I want a pamper to feel like a sensory experience….sounds really wanky!

    3. I will never review a product I haven’t used for at least 3 weeks.

    4. Skin care is my fave. After a show I can’t get my full face of slap off quick enough. I am more than happy to go without makeup for days but to achieve that I like my skin to look good!!! Open pores are my enemy also knackered mum skin.

    5. I am not one of those mums who put a full face on for the school run. CANNOT BE ARSED.

    Products in the pic above picture…..

    1. Exfolikate Cleanser. @katesomervilleskincare. New product.

    2. Rose Hibiscus hydrating facial mist and Emerald Deep Moisture Glow Oil. Both new products. @herbivorebotanicals

    3. Vitamin C 23% serum and ferulic acid. @gardenofwisdomskincare. Totally brilliant. Affordable, treats sun damage, evens skin tone.

    4. Esse ultra moisturiser. @esseskincareuk. Really luxurious.

    5. Botanics Hydrating eye cream. @bootsuk. Light and hydrating. #mumofgirls #instaglam #amroutine #skincare #products #productsthatwork

    • Milkshake Colour Care shampoo and conditioner Β£27.00 for both.

    I completely LOVE my hairdresser. Elthia has been cutting my hair now for about 7 years. Two years ago she moved to Leeds but she still jumps on a train every few weeks to maintain the barnets of a few lucky Londoners. On her trips to London, she does my whole family in the comfort of my kitchen so I get to wear my pjs- it feels very decadent.

    Elthia is a person I completely trust so when she gives my a bollocking for using cheap shampoo which isn’t formulated for coloured hair, I listen and do what she says….she has no reason to plug a specific brand as she is not affiliated with a salon. She was also right. Blonde hair is sodding hard to maintain and although there is nowt wrong with Tresemme, it wasn’t keeping my colour fresh or the condition of my hair in check.

    Elthia has undoubtedly been proved right. Since using Milkshake my hair is no longer frizzy and dry. This stuff smells AMAZING. It reminds me of American vanilla pudding and I am a complete sucker for a funky bottle. I purchased from Amazon and it came really quickly. So if you have coloured hair listen to Elthia…..don’t use cheap shampoo….it’s worth investing in something specifically for coloured hair!!!! Here endeth the lesson.

      Vitamin C Serum 23% and Ferulic Acid by Garden of Wisdom. Β£10.00.

    I have been using this for about 8 weeks now and it is a brilliant serum. GoW is based in Arizona but now sold at Victoria Health. It is massively popular with beauty experts not due to insta but well, just because their products work. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ Price wise it is comparable to The Ordinary but is less science-jargon based. I love The Ordinary but I feel a little like I am sat in chemistry class just to try to understand the label. 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 Is it just me or is skincare turning into a GCSE chemistry paper? I find all these percentages, BHAs and AHAs a little intimidating. I do think it’s important however to do your research and not let the scary words intimidate you!!! So for those of us who weren’t so hot at science and maths at school, here it all is in layman’s terms. Why use a vitamin C serum? Vit C makes sun damage and red spots less visible while brightening dull skin. 🍊It contains powerful antioxidants that help protect and heal skin from inflammation. 🍊. It also increases the efficacy of your SPF. πŸŠπŸ‘πŸŠ. Onto Ferulic Acid. This is an antioxidant found in the cell walls of rice and oats and in the seeds of 🍎and 🍊. In a serum like this it boosts the effectiveness of the vitamin C to help slow the ageing process. Basically, put together Vitamin C and Ferulic Acid are like Batman and Robin for your skin. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ I am no beauty expert and I haven’t tried enough other brands to compare but this stuff is affordable, works and is endorsed by people like Caroline Hirons whose opinions I totally respect. Give it a whirl, it won’t break the bank.

    • Kate Somerville. Exfolikate Daily Foaming Cleanser. Β£16 for 50 ml. Β£32 for 120ml.

    Oh Kate how I love you. ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️ I have been using this for about a month now and it’s fab. Contains glycolic and lactic acid and also 🍍, papaya and πŸŽƒ enzymes to exfoliate and help you find that elusive glow. The important thing is that it’s gentle enough to use everyday. Gets rid of all makeup and doesn’t leave skin tight and sensitive. It also has lasted bloody ages!! The lather feels really thick and luxurious…almost like a shaving foam. πŸŽƒπŸπŸŽƒπŸπŸŽƒπŸπŸŽƒπŸπŸŽƒπŸπŸŽƒπŸπŸŽƒ

    Thank you all so much for reading. See you next month!

    May Beauty

    Body confidence. Something I am not feeling at the moment. I would love to be one of those women who embrace their pregnant bodies and all the stretch marks but right now, with 6 weeks left I feel pretty rank. My bump looks like a sack of spuds that is just hanging off me. My tummy is covered in stretch marks – I was really good with bio-oiling in my first pregnancy, during my second I got a bit cocky and lazy and as a result I am a stretch marked nightmare. I also had an umbilical hernia which was repaired after my second daughter was born so although I don’t have an outy this time, my tummy button is a little like a fried egg. I also have varicose veins everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE. Really. I feel heavy, bloated and cumbersome. Now for a bit of positivity…..my skin looks good. I like my pregnancy freckles and I do look kinda glowy or that could be the sweat…..don’t get me started on the sweat. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€°πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€°πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€°πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€°πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€°πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€°πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€°πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

    • Drunk Elephant. Slaai Makeup-Melting Butter Cleanser. Β£29.

    My husband calls me an advertisers dream and unfortunately he is right. When Drunk Elephant first arrived in the UK I really wanted to try it mainly because of the packaging. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ The bold colours are just so eye catching. Then of course I read reviews and REALLY wanted to try it. I was a good girl and used up all my other cleansers, all the while looking at the pot of green loveliness that was waiting for me in the bathroom.

    πŸ’šπŸ˜πŸ’šπŸ˜Good points…..

    1. It has lasted ages so far….8 weeks and going strong.

    2. Honestly does melt the makeup. Gets rid of waterproof mascara with no scrubbing and no irritation.

    3. Leaves skin really soft.

    4. Comes with a little vial of Bamboo Booster Grains to exfoliate.

    5. The colour of the packaging. I πŸ’šthe green!!!

    6. It comes with a funky, magnetic spatula thing. To be honest, I think this is a little gimmicky….I mean do we really need a spatula? Can’t we just gouge??? For those who aren’t gougers I’m sure it’s a good thing and magnets are cool.

    Bad points…….

    1. The smell of β€˜nothing.’ This is a pretty ridiculous bad point and hard to explain unless you have had an opportunity to smell the β€˜nothing.’ The lack of perfume prevents irritation but the smell of β€˜nothing’ is quite strong. 🧐🀨😊🧐🀨😊🧐🀨😊🧐🀨🀨⭐️🀨 In conclusion, I would definitely repurchase.

    • Clairol Root Touch Up. Β£4.99.

    Brilliant. School run, pouring rain, Edie tells me I look β€œjust like a man.” She then softens the harsh brutality of her comment by saying that I look like β€œthe horrid boy from the wizard film.” She means Draco. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ She isn’t talking about my youthful 11 year old skin, she means my slicked back blonde hair. πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈ πŸ‘±πŸ½ πŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘±πŸ½πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈπŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘±πŸ½πŸ‘±β€β™€οΈπŸ‘±β€β™€οΈThis brings me on to my topic….Being Blonde is a Ball Ache! First World Problems I know. As a child it’s ok. You never get to play Mary in the Nativity but you are often the 🌟 or Gabriel. I only started dying my hair in 2011. I just wanted a few highlights for my wedding. Little did I know the high maintenance life that would ensue. The colour options are numerous…honey, ashy etc. It’s a hard colour to wear when you look a bit pale and knackered. And the roots!!!!!! I tried to embrace the roots until a child asked my why I dye the top part of my hair black. Also, I’m not cool enough to be β€˜rooty.’ My hairdresser is totally brilliant but the reality is that blonde hair takes maintenance and I can’t be arsed. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ This Root Touch Up is my saviour. In between dye jobs I just chuck it on, wait 10 minutes and it looks better!!! It defo keeps the dye job going and blends really well with the colour my hairdresser uses.

    • Paula’s Choice Calm Exfoliant. Β£24.00.

    I really love this stuff. Having children does weird things to you skin and I have definitely noticed that now my chin is pretty red. I was looking for something calming, hydrating and exfoliating and this definitely did the job. My glowing chin has definitely calmed down. It contains 1% salicylic acid which removes skin build up. I tend to use it in the morning and Pixi Glow Tonic at night and the quality of my skin has definitely improved beyond measure. Sun spots, red patches and pores are reduces and skin feels moisturised. Brilliant.

    • O’Keeffes Skin Repair Body Lotion. Β£5.99.

    Thanks to my slack mumness, I am often guilty of shaving my legs with very old razors. Consequently, my legs are often red, itchy and sensitive. The sensitivity definitely gets exacerbated by warm, sweaty, summer nights. This body lotion is brill. Mega thick and if you put it on in the morning your skin still feels moisturised by the evening. Also the packaging is yellow…who doesn’t love yellow? Anyway for quality and value for money it’s top 🍌!

    Coming up next month will be reviews of Rose Hibiscus Facial Spritz and Emerald Facial Oil both by Herbivore. They arrived today but I am going to give it a month or so so they can work their magic. So far I can tell you they smell beautiful.

    Thanks for reading. See you in June. X

    April Beauty

    Woohoo. I have finished work. It is currently 8:02 am and I am leisurely walking the dog whilst contemplating brunch with my sister. I didn’t have a show last night so even though the 3 year old got into bed with us I don’t feel like death. Baby isn’t actually due until beginning of July but work has a holiday in a couple of weeks so I have been really lucky timing wise. My plans???? As every good pregnant woman will say “I plan to redecorate my whole house.” πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

    • Merumaya Mineral Cleansing Paste. Β£18.99.

    Ooooooh I love a cleanser that leaves my skin feeling cleaner than a clean thing and this one does!

    It contains Zinc for skin healing, magnesium which helps skin look stress and anti fatigue free….something I definitely need, copper which keeps skin supple, iron to give skin a glow (defo needed), silicon to help form collagen, corindon 100 which is a very fine powered to polish the skin and finally sweet almond oil to nourish and moisturise. What a list!!!! You can put it straight into dry skin to give a good deep cleanse or mix in a little water to dilute a bit. It is gentle enough that skin doesn’t feel tight or tingly but you do get that feeling of a good deep cleanse!!!

    • Everyday Oil. Dr Jackson. Β£62 for 50ml.

    As a teen, I luckily escaped the misery of full on acne. I did however get a few spots before my period each month. I lived in fear of these pussy, red mountains so after cleansing twice a day with Clearasil I would lather on the Oxy10. Twice a week I would scrub my skin raw with Apricot Scrub and to finish this highly complex skin care routine, I would smear my eyelashes with Vaseline to ‘help them grow.’ My poor skin. No moisturiser, nothing nourishing or hydrating. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ As a grown up, I have gone to the other extreme and in my opinion you can’t hydrate enough. I bloody love an oil and this one is my current oil of choice. Branded as a unisex product (surely all products are unisex no?), the packaging is lovely and reminds me of those old-school apothecary bottles. Apparently it can be used on nails, skin and hair but in my opinion it too luxurious to waste on my nails and hair. This is a skin treat. It’s made with baobab and Marula oil which is really hydrating and also arnica (the stuff your mum put on your bruises) which helps to calm inflammation and irritation. In my opinion, the arnica is what makes this stuff special…..if you are someone who is prone to spots and steers clear of facial oils because of the fear your face will look like a chip pan….this is the oil for you. It’s absorbed really quickly and helps calm spots as a treatment. I use it after moisturising to seal in all the good stuff. It’s also apparently fab to use after shaving your beard. πŸ§” Brilliant buy. Give it a whirl.

    • Smashbox Photo Finish Primer Β£26.00.
    • Smashbox Photo Finish Radiance Primer. Travel Size Β£15.00.

    So let’s talk about primers. Do you wear one? To be honest I never used to bother but now I am a bit of an addict. Putting foundation straight onto my face feels a bit weird. I tend to go for Korean brands…Erborian and Skin 79 make brilliant BB and CC creams but I was recently sent these two primers to review so I thought it was worth a shot. The combination of the fact that I work on stage and I am unashamedly a sweaty lady, mean that I need a primer that literally melds my make up to my skin. Both of these did and I didn’t need to reapply my foundation at all. They both cover my horrible open pores and feel really light when wearing. If I had to choose my fave it would be the Radiance Primer for quite a few reasons. Firstly, it is absolutely gorgeous to wear on its own….it provides light coverage whilst giving skin that healthy glow you see on 14 year olds after a game of netball. This is not a glow you often find on 37 year olds who are surviving on chicken nuggets and 5 hours of sleep a night! Remember that thing when you first slept with a bloke and you woke up before him to put on a layer of makeup to convince him you are still luscious even after a night of full on frolics???? Well this is the product you need. It makes you look better than normal with minimal effort. Secondly, it is packed with hyaluronic acid which I bloody love. Skin feels moisturised all day and you don’t get those annoying patches of uneven colour. You also feel that even though you are packing on the makeup, you are giving your skin a bit of a treat at the same time.

    Thanks so much for reading and see you next month. X

    March Beauty

    Hi all. 3 completely wicked products this month. None of them crazy money and all completely fab.

    • The Ordinary AHA 30% + BHA 2% Peeling Solution. Β£11.20.

    In my constant quest to look like I have had 8 hours sleep when in fact I have had 5, this stuff from The Ordinary is the business. 🀩🀩🀩πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ€©πŸ₯³πŸ€©πŸ₯³πŸ€©πŸ₯³πŸ€© It’s cheap, it works and it lasts yonks. As with all peels, don’t go crazy…once, twice a week and don’t follow it with your glycolic toner, retinol serum etc. I read a review on Amazon of a lady who used it every night…I’m convinced she looks like Anjelica Huston in The Witches….sans mask! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ§™β€β™€οΈA couple of words of warning…………………

    1. It tingles a little. Don’t be alarmed. Man up!

    2. When the peel is on it looks like you have smeared your face in the blood of vestal virgins. Maybe don’t apply when there is any danger that the postman will knock at the door. This is without a doubt a nighttime ritual when the blinds are down and you are alone. ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Anyway, it works. In fact I just did the school run without make up. Am still wearing massive πŸ•Ά – it doesn’t eliminate eye bags but my skin is clearer, sun spots reduced and open pores….what pores???

    • Hask Purifying Deep Conditioner with charcoal and citrus oil.
    • Boots. Β£2.99.

    I have to admit that I am pretty good about maintaining my hair cut and colour. This shouldn’t really be a boast as since my amazing hairdresser has moved to Leeds, she hops on the megabus every 6 weeks (πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ🚍🚍🚍) and comes to London to do a handful of haircuts for clients. Brilliantly for me, this involves minimal effort. I can sit in my kitchen in my pjs, safe in the knowledge that my whole family are queuing up in a production line to get their hair done without leaving the comfort of our own home. Lazy, lazy, lazy. I actually live in fear for the day that will surely come when Elthia wakes up, wonders what the hell she is doing, decides not to board the megabus at 5 in the morning for a 6 hour journey and we never see her again. This day will happen and I will have stop being a lazy bitch and drag my family to a salon!

    So, as I say, my colour and cut are always pretty up to date. The condition of my hair is unfortunately crap!!! I received this hair mask in a beauty box and it’s brill. Bloody everything has charcoal in nowadays doesn’t it? I was a little concerned before opening that it would stain my blonde hair but as you can see, it doesn’t really have a colour. It smells really citrusy which I love and is absolutely fine to use on coloured hair. I particularly like the fact that’s it’s purifying so it removes all the product build-up (a lot of dry shampoo and hairspray) and leaves my hair feeling baby soft and with a new lease of life! You can buy this little packet of Joy for just Β£2.99 from Boots. My hair is chin length and the packet has lasted 3 washes which is great. Defo worth a try.

      Kate McIver Secret Weapon Serum. Β£34.99.

    Woohooo! Another beautiful product that works like a dream. Secret Weapon Serum by Kate McIver. 🌟❀️🌟❀️🌟❀️🌟❀️🌟❀️In 2016, Kate was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer. Treatment left her skin dull and dry. Using her knowledge from her job in skin aesthetics, she decided to make a product that would give women their confidence back. πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒThe Serum is oil based so it instantly feels hydrating and really pampering. It contains borage, rosehip and evening primrose which contain fatty acids to develop healthy skin. These 3 ingredients contain Gamma linolenic acid (GLA) which encourages the production of collagen and elastin which fight wrinkles and encourage that β€˜well -rested-glow’ something I am always on the hunt for. All natural, no harsh chemicals and suitable for vegans. It’s honestly totally gorgeous and if your tired, dull, dehydrated skin needs a treat you should try it. πŸ’žπŸ’ž

    Anyway thanks for reading. See y’all next month .

    December Beauty

    Well tomorrow is New Year’s Eve and to be honest I am well over the Crimbo Limbo. It’s a funny old time of year isn’t it??? I am well happy to kiss goodbye to 2018 which in many ways has been a bit of a shitter but I am a little scared of what 2019 will bring. I mean January?!?! What is that month about?!?!? Does anyone like January?!?!?

    My hopes for 2019???? A cure for my crater like open pores and maybe just maybe I will embark on some Botox. Maybe. I’m not sure. Maybe .

    • Sand and Sky Australian Pink Clay Mask. Β£39.99

    There has been a ton of hype surrounding this product. By hype I mainly mean that each and every time I log onto FB the adverts come up practically begging me to buy it. My husband calls me an advertisers dream. To be honest, if a product promises to reduce my pores then it’s bought.

    As ever, I embark on products like these completely believing that it will change my life. I’ve now been using it 2-3 times a week since October. The little pot has lasted really well, mainly I think due to the brush you use to paint it all over your face. I bloody love the ritual of using the brush over my face…..the lack of mess is brilliant. The mask tingles a bit and dries very quickly. The flannel/sponge thing takes it off beautifully and my skin looks glowing and clear after removing. Are my pores reduced???? So, having become a bit of a product queen in the last couple of years, I wonder if the open pore holy grail exists. Maybe I am actually needing a miracle. After using this, my pores aren’t massively reduced but this is a bloody good mask that leaves my skin feeling thoroughly cleansed and looking lovely. I will continue my quest for the grail but I have a feeling I will definitely repurchase this product.

    If there was any product that has changed my 2018 it is hyaluronic acid. I wish I had discovered it years ago, maybe I would still look like a 16 year old. So, over the past few months I have used 3 bottles of hyaluronic acid serum. Hands down the best was Pestle and Mortar Pure Hyaluronic Serum Β£36/30ml. The consistency of this was the thickest out of the three and therefore the product just felt more substantial. I used it twice a day and my skin immediately looked plumper, more refined, glowing and felt like velvet. The Poppy Austin Hyaluronic Acid Serum Β£15.49 for 60ml, although being really good value was my least favourite. It seemed to work well but for me, the consistency was just too thin and watery. That being said, for those among you who like a product to be pretty much immediately absorbed, this could be the one for you. For me however, I like to feel that I am getting a little more bang for my buck.

    The Viola Vitamin C Serum with Hyaluronic Acid is the cheapest of the bunch at Β£6.85. Although cheap, I have been really pleased with this product. Skin feels hydrated and looks plumped. The addition of Vitamin C has helped to fade the pigmentation I developed in my last pregnancy. Nice consistency too. I mean for Β£6.85 I can’t really complain!!!

    Right off I trot to walk the dog. I am trying to do more daily exercise to avoid getting back on the anti depressant wagon. Not 100% sure it’s working but I’m going to persevere.

    I hope you all have a great night tomorrow and a fabulous, wrinkle free, clear skinned 2019.